<div dir="ltr">LOL! Love it!</div><div class="gmail_extra"><br clear="all"><div>______________________________<br><b>Chad Neeper</b><br><font size="1">Senior Systems Engineer</font><br><br><b>Level 9 Networks</b><br><font size="1">740-548-8070 (voice)<br>
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<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Fri, Sep 13, 2013 at 1:56 PM, Stephen Cram <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:steve@nbpubliclibrary.org" target="_blank">steve@nbpubliclibrary.org</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
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<div>A patron came in this morning and asked to speak with me. He explained he was looking to buy a laptop for his home and asked me about specs and also if laptops were properly shielded to prevent interference by his elevated blood chemistry levels and electrical levels. I asked him what he meant, and he told me at a previous employment he tried to learn to use their PCs and they kept locking up and had to be re-booted frequently. The company IT guy told him his blood chemistry levels and body electrical levels were too high and interfered with the PCs processor. </div>
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<div>I told him that would not be a problem with him using PCs now. </div>
<div>He said, "I was told laptops are better shielded than desktops so that's what I'm going to buy." </div>
<div>Not wanting to make him feel foolish I told him all PCs were better quality now and not to worry anymore about using them. <br>He smiled a huge smile and said thank you and went and told his wife that today's computers weren't effected by "his condition" so they could buy one for their home. </div>
<div>She was happy - he was happy - we're all happy now. </div>
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<div>A case where a careless remark was taken seriously. </div>
<div>I publicly apologize for all the off-hand comments I've made to rookie computers users and promise to watch my words more carefully. </div>
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<p>Stephen Cram</p>
<div><font>Facilities Coordinator</font></div>
<div style="FONT-FAMILY:Arial"><font>North Baltimore Public Library</font></div>
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<div style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman" align="left"><font>If I send you a message in ALL CAPS, I'm not shouting at you. I'm just getting a bit absent-minder and forgot to click the caps lock off.</font></div>
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